Kinky Baler

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Even if I still find Jason Wade extremely sexy I'm a bit bothered that he looks a lot like Paolo Contis. I <3 Jason Wade. But Rick Astley was so much more fun than Lifehouse! I <3 Rick Astley! And I <3 Roderick Paulate!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLq_T-3z9co

Speaking of - he looks like an older Clay Aiken. Why do men grow old better looking than women? So unfair.

Thanks to the American stranger who gave me free tix when I thought of giving up on Rick and Dick. One can never be too stressed or too busy to watch Rick Astley.

I <3 the 80s!

Nothings and Whatevers

Thank you to everyone who prayed for my mom. She can walk now, in a spider-woman kinda way. Now please give me a moment to be freaky-faithful-scary -> but I really think that God faves me uberly. As in I'm-faving-you-right-now-please-join-the-convent. And my dad, if you've seen how he's cared for my mom the whole time, never leaving her side nor even sleeping at all, not even changing clothes to attend my oathtaking(!), and holding a one-man vigil to wait for the doctors and nurses at midnight (but I really think you needed to at least take a bath during those two weeks, dad!). It was phenomenal how he stayed. Heartwarming phenomenal I need to be with a man just like him phenomenal. I decided I NEED to be with someone who stays. As in here, dog, stay.

And now I'm back to worrying about the trivial things. How about another of those what-factory-did-they-come-from stories? (Good thing about the men I've ex-dated: they never my blogs.)

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Ay. No nalang.

It's emo, not elmo

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Everything's been crazy. We just need to see her walk again.

Kung Fu Hustle

• E: I like who I am when I'm with him.
• G: But don't you want to be with someone who also likes himself when he's with you?

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• E: There's prolly a lot in his mind right now. I wanna stay as a friend.
• G: But does the world really need another hero?
• G: Kanta yun, hehehe.

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• E: Does the world need another hero daw. Nagpapaka-Harry Potter na naman ba ako?
• Y: With being a hero comes great responsibility.
• E: So si Kung Fu Panda na ko ngayon.

I swear Iloilo wasn't my fault!

So the man supposed to be installing cable for the last dial-up computer in the planet didn't show up today. Stood up by a DSL guy. How low can I be?

Found someone who met non-negotiable 5. You know, the usual obtuse, complicated type. What factory do they come from again?

Definitely not Taiichi Ono's.

PC still filled with porn. It's so scary I've been missing work.

My doctor says I've been having these nausea fits because I'm anemic. And here I was thinking I was just short of teleporting. Speaking of anemia - why is my blood red when my veins are blue?

The Mom Who Can’t Get Over Her Daughter’s Ex

E: I need a dress. Let’s go shopping.

M: You have millions of dresses already. What do you need another one for?

E: They’re all too short. For a wedding on Saturday.

M: Whose wedding?

E: A former officemate.

M: Officemate from where?

E: (Name of company.)

M: Sayang si (name of Ex). He’s just maliit. You shouldn’t have let him go.

E: Get over it, Ma.

M: How could you possibly not have anything to wear for a wedding?

E: I said they’re all too short. And I’ve been attending too many weddings already everyone’s memorized how my legs look like.

M: Can I see the photos? Of the weddings?

E: I’ll try to look for them.

M: Can I see (name of Ex)?

E: Arg.

M: (Evil laugh.)

Sobra.

http://www.clickthecity.com/clipcast/?v=258

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JsUBPBbN5sg

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Unconditional love is so in nowadays. Yey! I guess that means I'm not yet laos.

Why I Want To Save the Earth

And why green is my favorite color.

I like. Why can't men be more like you, Johnny?

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I'm only happy when it rains
You wanna hear about my new obsession
I'm riding high upon a deep depression
I'm only happy when it rains

- Only Happy When It Rains - Garbage

I'm not promoting eating disorders or anything, but I'm kinda looking at my bulimia in a different light. Because eating has been so P A I N F U L , I've lost a lot of appetite, which means I'm saving more money and losing a lot of weight (I know it's bad, very bad, so screw me).

The best part though - it's the best excuse when anyone asks why I'm crying. ("No, it's just my bulimia hurting me.")

Then and Now

Ten years before:

- knapsacks, cylinders, high waists, sablay hair, sablay clothes, sablay boys, SMBs (Style. Mo. Bulok.)

+ New version of us

-> 10 years hufter.

Conversations with Papa

Eli: What are you giving me for my birthday, Papa?

Papa: Let's see. I gave you a wallet. I brought you to the hospital and paid for your medications. I'm taking you to dinner tonight. What else do you want me to give you? I can give you my heart.

Eli: But your heart is already broken. Who wants a broken heart?

Papa: Who wants to give away an unbroken heart?